Boteros Lifted

The AP reports that "burglars broke into a foundry in Tuscany over the weekend and made off with seven bronze statues by Colombian artist Fernando Botero" worth a total of $5 million. Apparently "an alarm at the factory had not been activated, as it was often accidentally set off by animals." To which Callen Bair says: "The words 'negligent' and 'lawsuit' come to mind."